Sunday, February 22, 2009

Live Oscar Coverage

By Colin Sedwick-Dunlap

My lover Lucas and I are gonna give you peeps some live coverage of the 2009 Academy Awards. We'll update whenever something good happens. Enjoy.

6:17 PST - Benjamin Button. Can't really argue.

6:16 PST - Best Art Direction coming up.

6:09 PST - And the winner is... some French name I can't pronounce.

6:08 PST - Best Animated Short Film coming up.

6:06 PST - Wall E. Of course.

6:02 PST - The two most unfunny people in the world in are announcing Best Animated Picture.

6:00 PST - Slumdog gets Best Adapted Screenplay. Good for them.

5:56 PST - Milk wins Best Original Screenplay. This is gonna be a long string of disappointments, I can already tell.

5:53 PST - In Bruges baby come on.

5:47 PST - Penelope Cruz takes home an award for Best Supporting Actress. I do not like where this is going.

5:38 PST - This opening segment is great.

5:06 PST - Miley Cyrus' dress looks like someone glued a bunch of rhinestones to satin.

4:43 PST - Evan Rachel Wood would look better if half her head wasn't shaved.

4:39 PST - Walters is the worst and Rourke is a scumbum.

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